Maria Shriver has moved into her new waterfront home, located at the dock behind a decaying warehouse owned by the Port Authority.
“I got myself a nice cardboard box,” Maria told CGD. “It’s very roomy. And I do my dookies in this bucket.”
Maria talked about her plans to remodel. “My friend Snitchy is gonna spray paint the side of my box to advertise my new business. It’s gonna say ‘5 cent Handjobs’. Oh boy, I’m gonna be rolling in dough.”
When asked about her future, “I got prospects.
MY RIDDLE AND I 